In other news, I am trying to start a war. Here's why/how: Plenty of the cars around these parts have "Eat More Kale" bumper stickers. Perhaps you've seen them.
Those poor, misguided drivers.
As we all know, chard is far superior to kale (and I'm not just saying that because I am incapable of successfully cooking kale, as per below.) Chard is more delicious, more attractive, and makes one in turn more delicious and attractive.
So, I've decided to order a slew of "Eat More Chard" bumper stickers and hand them out. Would you like to join my crusade? Just let me know, and I'll send you your very own sticker (so long as you promise to actually put it on your car.) In case you're particular about your car's backside, the stickers will have black writing on a green background.